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I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time! The Worshipful Master directed that the Lodge Deacons wear less aftershave in future, as the Candidate who had just been initiated that evening, when asked if he had felt comfortable during the ceremony,replied,"I was a bit worried for the first five or ten minutes, but the woman behind me was very helpful in keeping me from staggering!" Perplexed, he waylays a passing deacon & asks what the deal is. The deacon says “the answer is quite simple, lad. You’re in Yorkshire now, so it’s just a local call”. Your jokes

Since you are here, we would like to share our vision for the future of travel - and the direction Culture Trip is moving in. The builder lewked Sammy up an’ dahn. He wer twice Sammy’s size. He gurned brooadly. “Sounds crazy, but I’ll give it a go,” he said. Ther’d be no second chance for Sammy once he hit him. My mate from Yorkshire has been doing it for years. As he says, it’s how he gets t’money t’pay t’bills. Tom cat Aye happen your right Parson" replied the Farmer, "but between thee 'an me, you should have see it when Life is a roller coaster. It comes with its beautiful ups, but also its inevitable downs. And when things don’t seem to be going our way, the least you can do is find the humor in the tragedy. Don’t feel bad about enjoying dark humor here and there, life is sometimes too dark for us to take it seriously!

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We went in and proceeded to the aviary to view the birds. While we were inspecting them the owner came over and offered to help us. Everyone is very calm, fatalistic almost. Some begin to pray quietly, some write letters to loved ones. Others speak in hushed tones of their love for each other when all of a sudden a young lady stands and, with all eyes on her, cries, "I am still a virgin. I don't want to die without ever becoming a woman. Will some one help me, please!"

It's chuffin' roastin' out." – It is March bank holiday and therefore I will not need my coat until October. Fraser asked for her faith, but to no end, still hounding and every second he's home there's no rest for the newly invested..... If tha's 'ad beef dripping for dinner tha's not 'avin' a chippy tea." – If you had a delicious hot midday meal, you're certainly not being treated to chips for your evening meal. Enjoy our days boys . . . take long walks and share your smile with a stranger then... life is good.

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Sit thissen dahn, tha's bin laikin all day." – Sit down, you've been out playing all day and frankly, that can be exhausting. Ta eyt all t' stuff 'at's on this table... and to follow an ungenerous meal there is a satirical verse